I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it because I queefed?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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