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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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