i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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