Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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