if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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