big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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