im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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