I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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