If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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