Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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