question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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