Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Holy sore nipples Batman
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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