what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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