it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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