So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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