ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Define "chronic" masturbator.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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