Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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