No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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