i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
