We're facebook friends in real life
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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