i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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