nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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