What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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