he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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