But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i drank out of a bidet.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
this hospital has no fireball
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
