Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
its liver damage thursday
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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