so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
high people should be assigned attendants
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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