You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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