I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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