I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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