exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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