Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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