he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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