is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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