Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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