Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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