i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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