Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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