Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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