walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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