and you said cock pushups were impossible
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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