IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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