oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
