Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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