Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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