fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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