So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I had to cum in my sink.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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