What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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