why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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