How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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